Friday, January 9, 2009

Cash Money

Hello Friends and Family,

In the spirit of American consumerism, I encourage each of you to seriously consider purchasing the fine products/services advertised on this site. Whether it be a shampoo product that makes your scalp tingle, a doggy water dish, or a tax service, I assure you that they are all of the finest quality. But wait, you say, “I don’t have dandruff, a dog, nor have I ever paid my taxes.” While that may be true, keep in mind that when you open your hearts and your wallets, a portion of each purchase will go to feeding and bathing me.

Shamelessly yours,
August

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