Monday, April 6, 2009

How to Survive a Violent Attack in 4 Easy Steps


Step One: Stay Calm


Step Two: Try to disorient your attacker


Step Three: Play the "why are you biting yourself, why are you biting yourself?" game


Step Four: Subdue your assailant with kindness

5 comments:

  1. HAHAHA... well at least your hair cut is looking normal again

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  2. Apparently JB is signed in on my computer... this is really Nic

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  3. You should title this post, "The fastest way to get Rabies."

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  4. There is no way a dog that cute could have rabies. Grow up Marita.

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  5. I used to play the why are you hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself game with Ed. It works.

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